Thursday, December 07, 2006

Disputes / fruits

I was born just under twenty six years ago in a hospital in Subiaco, Western Australia. Most of the first seven years of my childhood, however, were spent in a small town called Donnybrook. The word donnybrook means “a brawl or fracas”, “a scene of chaos” or “a heated quarrel or dispute”, a usage which comes from the Donnybrook Fair, held from the time of King John onwards in a Dublin suburb of the same name (Irish: Domhnach Broc, meaning Church of [Saint] Broc). The fair was notorious for drunkenness and violent disorder and was eventually banned in 1855.

Indeed, it is from these Donnybrook days that I remember my first experience with conflict. When I was six or seven some of our sheep escaped from our paddocks and into the neighbouring fields, the result of some poor fencing. Our neighbour, whose name was Mrs Strong, came over to our house and proceeded to confront my mum and dad and lambaste them hysterically and aggressively for their negligence. At some stage my mother reached out her hand in an effort to make peace, and gently placed her hand on Mrs Strong’s arm while pleading for calm. Her reaction was to shout wildly and to go straight to the police to report that mum had physically abused her. The police laughed (they knew the Strongs well) and refused to press charges. Throughout the incident I hid in my bedroom with my sister, Kate, and I distinctly remember that first ever taste of fear and horror as my utopian world (of goslings, of willow trees, of old barns and orange school buses) was invaded by this sudden barrage of hatred and hostility, right out there on my own porch, forcing itself upon my own parents.

I invite you now to enjoy the following, from the current Wikipedia entry on the Donnybrook of Western Australia, the place of my childhood:

DONNYBROOK (WESTERN AUSTRALIA)


Donnybrook is situated between Boyanup and Kirup on the South Western Highway, 210km south of Perth, Western Australia. The region is known for its apple production.

Apples
Donnybrook is long proud of its apple production and has many town icons bearing the fruit. Such can be seen on the main street, where apple shaped lights line the entrance of the Old Railway Station. These lights (six in total, on three posts) have in recent years been restored to their former luscious green glory. Atop the east Donnybrook hill lies an even larger tribute to the apple, a giant tower with an apple at the top. From the top of the apple visitors can view Donnybrook and its surrounding areas.

A yearly tradition in Donnybrook occurring in Easter is the Donnybrook Apple Festival. In recent years the festival has not occurred, but community interest assures it will continue again in the future. During the apple festival, the citizens of Donnybrook gather on Egan Park to celebrate the apple. The festival includes agricultural displays, sideshow alley and of course, the crowning of the Apple Queen.

The Apple Queen has long been a citizen of the Donnybrook/Balingup area, aged between 17 and 25 years. In recent years this has been changed to the title of "Ambassador" and males are now allowed to enter. During the contest, local girls compete for the title by attending dinners, doing community service and riding on giant apple shaped floats. From these floats they give apples, fruit and lollies to the children lining the closed-off section of the South Western Highway.

During the street parade the Catholic Church of Donnybrook blesses the holy apple, assuring a good harvest in the years to come.

The Shire of Donnybrook also had a mascot, Donny Applebrook. Donny was a giant green apple who promoted the festival. Donny has since disappeared from public life.


Tourism
Aside from apples, Donnybrook economy also relies on tourism. Many tourists pass through the town, admire the apples and sometimes enjoy apple treats at local cafes. Other visitors include backpackers from all over the world. Many of these backpackers earn money by picking fruit in the area.

Monday, December 04, 2006

First Daylight Saved

7.30pm - Hyde Park, Perth - Christina, Chris, Lauren
Mutual Love Club

Friday, December 01, 2006

Remastered, Repackaged, Rereleased.

As even the most casual of readers would have noticed, we at the Standard Line Delivery Corporation have sought to rejuvenate our image and souls with a fresh new layout. This is a strategic move which we felt would, in a utopian reality, persuade us to once again fall in love with the "blog" medium, and this "blog" in particular, and maybe lead to our scribbling more on its walls and skin, with more frequency and less despair about any monotony a Perth life may or may not lead. The artist whose trees and humans line the background is Marcel Dzama, who is Manitoban and uses root beer to paint with and is a member of the Royal Art Lodge.

So, now that this post has served its primary purpose, which is to inform you of something which is plainly visually obvious, no one should have cause for complaint if it now degenerates into a late-night attempt on my behalf to piece together a quick abstract of life, recently, for me and those around me.

  • Tonight is the final night of Movember, and the potentially unhealthy men of Australia are $330 richer thanks to the rich generosity of a small handful of kind benefactors. Thank you to you all. As there was next to no visible change in the quantity of hair since the below photo (taken almost a month ago) I have opted not to post an end-of-month update, and you'll have to believe me when I tell you it wasn't that good. Surprisingly.
  • I have decided that the closest thing I have to a chapel (or alternative place-of-worship) right now is the underpass below the Narrows Bridge, right on the side of the Swan, where the sea-breeze whips and gusts where the concrete pylons and the road above perfectly frame the old brewery and the lightly rippling river and the magic-hour sun leers just above the cliffs running up to Kings Park as I am riding home from work, and there are silhouettes of anglers on the banks, and the rays of light fall sharply between the grey slats of the bridge's underbelly and even when I am in the foulest of moods and every motorist and most pedestrians I have passed since leaving work has attracted my swelling hosility, even then it still feels (just for a moment) as though if a manifestation of Yahweh might exist anywhere at all in Perth, this is where it must surely (surely!) be, at this exact time.
  • Which will be an hour later next week because: daylight saving trial!
  • Life right now = approximately 25% sleep, 10.7% bookstore, 12.5% afterschool care, 7 - 15% CISV, 5% reading, 2% socialising with housemates, 10% socialising with other friends, 2% chores, 8% wasting time on computer, 5% transport time... the rest=other.
  • In the last month I have been threatened and chased on my bike by five guys in a car with no lights on, at three in the morning; I have seen a motorcycle-car accident; I have requested a police welfare check on a drug-fucked guy passed out on the verge outside my house (a job they only half saw through, leaving the woken guy angry and violent outside my front door); I have witnessed a major car collison; I have seen three police cars busting kids who had been harrassing neighbourhood homes; I have seen a thuggish looking guy holding another guys hands on his head and making him kneel next to a sports car on the pavement.... all of this within three blocks of my house.
  • Oh, it's late, there's work tomorrow; I will continue my directionless scatter soon enough.
  • x Out.


Thursday, November 02, 2006

Mo' Money

Hi there,
I've never been all that much a fan of the moustache... It's not been something I've considered strongly as a worthwhile addition to my face, not without accompanying stubble anyway. But, this month is Movember (the month formally known as November) and along with beer swiggin' males all over Australia I have decided to (attempt to) grow a mo for one month only. All the money goes to organisations working on men's health - focusing on prostate cancer and male depression mostly - and you too can send me a couple of bucks if you choose, by visiting http://www.movember.com.au/au/sponsor and then entering my rego number, which is 22309. Meanwhile, you can expect to see occasional ph
otos here on this blog of the progress of the growth, although I'd warn you not to expect all that much, as I am not all that adept at facial hair growth, depsite long term asperations to a Sam Beam style beard, or at least Colin Farrell type stubble. But I will do my best.

Anyway, at the moment I look like this:



Saturday, October 21, 2006

24 Hour Comic


The comic I did a few weekends ago for the 24 Hour Comic project is now printed and ready for reading. If you would like a copy, please smile in my general direction, or even better, give me some sugar in any way you deem appropriate.

The comic is about the conflict situation in Colombia and is based partly on my time there, but also on recent reports by Medecins Sans Frontieres and Human Rights Watch.